A Little Focker before her ruin

Here I am with a Little Focker. The movie comes out on the 22nd and could very well bolster Miss Daisy Tahan into a full-blown child star. I got to her while she was still sweet and before she jumps onto the seemingly obligatory child star/self-pitying post-childhood star/drug addiction/rehab/sex tape tabloid headline phase. I wish her the best of luck.

"Little Fockers" Wrap Party

Hey lady, just beacuse the next installation of the "Fockers" franchise features kids does not give you an excuse to drag your SUV-sized stroller in here, obstructing the crowded walkways and parting the sea of otherwise HAPPILY BOOZING grown-ups. News flash: No one cares about your little focker. If you can't afford a sitter, you can't afford a child.