3.07.2010

Seriously?

Alhambra, CA

As if dealing with existing Asian stereotypes wasn't debilitating enough, now they are encouraging teen girls to suck off baby bottles to get their caffeine fix. This tea/boba shop will soon be a target for pedophiles who can at least PRETEND the nipple-sucking mini-skirted 14 year-olds are still in elementary school.

PS) NOTE TO TEA STOP: NO ONE HAS BABY MEMORIES - EVER! AND WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BRING THEM BACK, NO MATTER HOW MANY RUBBER NIPPLES YOU TELL US TO SUCK ON!!

3 comments:

GiGi said...

I'm sure they have amazing tea specials too.
"Roman Polanski" chai
"Nip and Suck" weight loss tea.
"Nabokov Nettle" tea.

fayeruz said...

Gigi, that was so clever it hurt! You even made a Nabokov reference. I wish we were BFFs.

GiGi said...

:) Back at you Fayeruz my fellow blogger. I was able to provide commentary only after your clever observation.