I once thought air guitar would die with Wayne and Garth. Then along came Guitar Hero. Okay, fine, whatever. But air sex?
Air sex is the ultimate example of the decadence of our society, and I'm talking Roman Empire decadence. I mean, it's...people, like, screwing air. And competing against one another using every trick in the book. Pyrotechnics, themed costumes, chainsaws, etc.
And they had a World Championship competition here in Los Angeles.
...There are no words.